My Favorite Song

Hey everybody! Thought I'd share my favorite song with you all. I considered doing a top 10, but I'm not Todd in the Shadows, so none of you'd care about a full top 10 anyway. Plus, I'm just lazy. So instead I just decided to skip to the top 1.

Also...uh...fair warning-I was getting stalked earlier today by a really tall, really skinny, really pale bald guy in a nice suit. Now, I only noticed him out of the corner of my eye a few times, so I didn't get a really good look at him, and there were usually a few hours between each time I saw him, so for all I know I was just going in the same direction as a tall, albino, bald lawyer a few times. But I doubt I'm that lucky. So, just so you know, this video might end up being a little messed up.

...What?

Just...what?

Screw you asshole! Seriously, whoever did this, I'm going to...damn it!

Why would you do that? What, are you anti P!nk or something?

I'm sorry guys. Apparently Slender Man is an immature, obnoxious little brat. Stupid little...I remember when people barely knew who you were twerp! You do not fuck with P!nk! 

Local Family Loses Child to Someone Calling Themselves 'The Rake'

Dammit. I was supposed to be able to get at least one post in that had nothing to do with the supernatural first! Get out of my town you stupid little pup! Nobody likes you! Go play in the woods or something! Agggh!

Oops

So...I forgot to introduce myself last time. Oops.

You can call me Laura-Beth. I have a pixie cut that I've dyed scarlet and brown eyes. I'm five foot eleven inches tall and a senior in high school. And yes, I'm an adult. Anyway, now that that's out of the way, on with the blog.

First post

Hello. I'm just going to get this off my chest right off the bat. I hate Slender Man. And the Rake. And all those other little upstarts...

That might not have been exactly politic. Allow me to clarify.

First of all, yes, I realize the reality of our situation. But then again, maybe you don't. So let me make this clear. Lots of things are real. Slender Man? Real. The Rake? Real. Candle Cove, Jeff the Killer, Smile Dog? All 100% real. We live in a very scary place people. Hell, half of you probably haven't even heard of the Archangel, or EAT, or the Wooden Girl, or half the other things that could kill you by being in the same room as you. Humanity isn't worthless, and it isn't defenseless, but it certainly isn't at the top of the food chain. Or the bottom of the totem pole for that matter.

What's that? Why would we want to be on the bottom of the totem pole you ask? Well, simply put, the bottom section of the totem pole was actually made by the master artisan, since it was the most important part structurally and what most people would be able to see the clearest and...I had a point when I started writing this, I know I did.

Oh yeah, scary world.

So, yeah, there are things that go bump in the night, and most of us don't like to talk about them when we notice them. I do though.

No, this won't be an urban legend blog. Hopefully this will be a fairly mundane blog about high school and life and my English projects. But if weird stuff does start happening, I'm not going to pretend that it isn't either.