Nope. Just...No

Hey everybody! I got a mystery package today! I'm going to open it, but I thought I'd let you know what's going on because, well, opening mystery packages never seems to end well, surprise surprise. So, if you don't hear from me for a while, this will be why. I doubt I'll die though, so don't worry too much. I'm pretty tough.

So, let's see what we've got here...

An old NES. Huh. Odd. Let's see what else is in here...

An NES controller. Makes sense. Oh wait, there's a game cartridge in here. Let's see what we've got...

...No.

No, no, no no no.

NO.

Talk to you later guys, I've got to go find a sledghammer.